It's every June 1st in any year in Northville, Michigan. The cartons are cold, the 2% is flowing, and everything is dairy-fresh perfection. Well... kinda? This hilarious spoof of agricultural appreciation became a Northville favorite for reasons no one can fully explain! A new cast takes on various characters — including a passionate local dairy farmer — with breakneck speed and suspiciously strong bones. Will the big-city soy milk enthusiast find love with the small-town guy who has extremely strong feelings about whole milk? Only one thing is for sure — schnapps is the peppermint of choice, paired this evening with a cold glass of 2%. Got milk? We do.